21st April 2014

Post reblogged from Loli, Lace and Lacerations with 41,999 notes

icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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21st April 2014

Photo reblogged from Comet Hopping with 536 notes

bookworm394:

via imgfave for iPhone

bookworm394:

via imgfave for iPhone

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21st April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Puffy Cheeks with 109,528 notes

petitedeath:

strikelikeahawk:

jessica-messica:

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.

Reblogging this so I remember to show it to my wife.

I used to do this in high school cause 2 days of the week we did internships and shit and i had to bus alone to downtown seattle and there always creeps. I recommend listening to this.

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18th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Puffy Cheeks with 151,869 notes

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

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18th April 2014

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annmakes:

be the best fucking human that you can be!

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17th April 2014

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texts-from-the-bus:

ohifonlysomeonelovedyoux33pls pass this along  :)

texts-from-the-bus:

ohifonlysomeonelovedyoux33

pls pass this along  :)

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17th April 2014

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Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

suki-dans-hamster:

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

humans should accept everyone.

17th April 2014

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Reblog if you would date a trans person

femforthought:

princessgorgon:

secondstringheroine:

sometransgirlcalledkaylee:

42xsolo:

rambleonamazon:

slytherin-swag:

I’m being told no one would by a teacher. I’d like to prove her wrong

I married a trans woman.

Have and would again :-)

I am! :3

As a trans person with multiple partners I refute your teacher’s fallacy.

yo get that teacher the fuck out of there that isn’t something you tell a student

Have before, would again, your teacher’s a douchelord.

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17th April 2014

Question reblogged from Loli, Lace and Lacerations with 68,110 notes

Anonymous asked: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

riseofthejohnlock:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

You look so majestic I can’t even describe

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17th April 2014

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elletrico:

an actual photo of me this summer

i have to say, your killing it

elletrico:

an actual photo of me this summer

i have to say, your killing it

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